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Do you trust yourself enough to let it all go?

It! 

Yes, it. 

It, this life you created.

If you had to do it all over again, would it look the same?

Do you trust yourself to make your own decisions?

Don't look at me, I'm not the forcing drive within your system.

If Sally secretly shaved seven steers silently, is that bitch crazy?

Do you want to know a secret? 

I know what divine power looks like. 

Pssst, here take this mirror and look in it.

George gathered grasshoppers gayly while burning in the fire. Such ignorant bliss.

If you ring something up for the incorrect price, is it still theft? Asking for a friend. 

Pain management? Why manage something you shouldn't be in the first place?  

Let's get down to the root of if all. Let's unpack all of your secret baggages. I don't care for the ones on the surface.

Does Terrific Terry tirelessly teaching truth impress you? 

Do you love yourself enough? 

Do you love yourself at all?

If Linda listens instead of speaking and teaches what she learns, does Linda have what it takes to make it in life?

If you beep your horn as soon as the light turns green you should talk to a therapist. 

I'm not writing this for your pure enjoyment. I'm challenging you to think.

Why do they tell us to drink more water but never tell us how much more we're going to use the bathroom?

What's up with all the auto warranty calls and why are there so many furniture stores?

Who are you most like, Sally, George, Terry or Linda?